Dans l'optique d'améliorer les performances de l'équipe de Suisse de foot et d'optimiser la satisfaction de tout supporter Suisse de foot, nous avons décidé (fabrice et moi-même) d'écrire à la seule personne capable de redonner une âme à notre équipe nationale, la seule personne dont le style et le talent sont aussi inimitables que la médiocrité de l'entraîneur portugais Arthur Jorge qui l'évinça, j'ai nommé ALAIN SUTTER.
 

To Alain Sutter
 
 
 
 
 

Dear Alain Sutter,
 

Do you remember us ? We watched you on television when you played for our Swiss Team during  the Word Cup 1994 . We appreciated your style of playing very much . Do you remember your first and second goal against Romania : they were totally similar, but the first one was offside according to the referee. We still suspect that the referee was wrong , and think that it was probably a conspiracy . Never mind, your mighty banana shot wasn’t just off target and you scored the 1-0 for Switzerland.
 

Remember now ? Your long blond hair were floating through the air like angels rides clouds.
Everything was perfect, until a curse falls unto you : your magic foot was injured and the Swiss team lost 3-0 against Spain. If you have could played, the Swiss Team would have won the match and ,we are sure, the World Cup as well.

As you know, our Swiss Team is facing huge problems now : they can’t score goals enough  to win important matchs. So, Alain, we need your excellent skillfulness, strenghtness, velocity, instinct and powerful stamina.

Yes ! ! ! We ask you to return into the Swiss national Team to lead the group to win the World Cup 2002. One of us almost thought to commit suicide when you left the Swiss Team , because of the inappropriate decisions and stupid behaviour of the ugly portugese mustachist Arthur Jorge.
 

Now, it is time for you to come back for your glory. The fate or our nation is in your hand. The decision is yours, but we will be very disappointed if you reject our proposal or incredibly happy and thankfull if you accept.
 

So please reply as soon as you can ! ! ! ! !
 

                                                                                     Gabriel and Fabrice
                                                                                     For Alain Sutter return committee
                                                                                     You can join us at gabbeau@hotmail.com
                                                                                     Or fabonvin@usa.net